They Put Something in the Water That Makes You Pee — Tee (Back Only)
Unisex · S to 2XL
They Put Something in the Water That Makes You Pee — Tee (Back Only)
They put something in the water that makes you pee
They warned us about the frogs. Nobody warned us about this. Four lines, no explanation, printed big enough to read across a parking lot.
Printed across the back, full width — the front stays blank. Heavy 5.3 oz cotton — 180 g/m², classic unisex fit, taped neck and shoulders. Runs boxy — between two sizes, take the larger one. S to 2XL, wash cold.
Print placement
- Front CHF 19.00
- Back CHF 19.00
- Front + back CHF 26.00
- Free shippingFrom 3 tees, every market
- 30-day returns+14 days in the EU
- One priceEverywhere, no sales
3 tees, free shipping
Printed across the back, full width. The front stays blank.
- Heavy 5.3 oz cotton — 180 g/m²
- Classic unisex fit, taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular body
- Runs boxy — between two sizes, take the larger one
- S to 2XL, white or black
- One price, everywhere
Heavy 5.3 oz cotton — 180 g/m². Thick enough to hold its shape after the first wash, and to keep the print flat.
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular body, no side seams
- Wash cold, dry low
Classic unisex fit, and it runs boxy.
- Want it closer to the body: size down.
- Want it to sit like a work shirt: stay put.
- Between two sizes: take the larger one.
| Size | Chest, flat | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in / 46 cm | 28 in / 71 cm |
| M | 20 in / 51 cm | 29 in / 74 cm |
| L | 22 in / 56 cm | 30 in / 76 cm |
| XL | 24 in / 61 cm | 31 in / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26 in / 66 cm | 32 in / 81 cm |
Measured flat, half chest. Inches first, centimetres after.
Tracked delivery. Exact cost and date shown at checkout — free from three tees.
- 30-day returns. Wrong size, tell us and we send the right one.
- In the EU, fourteen more days to change your mind, no reason needed.
- Unworn and unwashed.
