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Every shirt says something out loud.
I keep it to one line, big, on the front, and nothing on the back. A shirt gets read once, from across a room, by someone who is never going to ask you to explain it.
Heavyweight cotton, 5.3 oz, unisex fit, S to 2XL, black or white. One price for every design, in whatever currency you pay.
Run from Switzerland. No committee gets to approve these lines, which is the only reason they exist.
Pick the one you would wear to a family dinner. Or the other one.