Sometimes the Shit Breaks You — Tee

One line, big, on the front. Nothing on the back.

• Heavy 5.3 oz cotton — 180 g/m²
• Classic unisex fit, taped neck and shoulders
• Tubular body
• Runs boxy — between two sizes, take the larger one
• S to 2XL, white or black
• One price, everywhere

Heavy 5.3 oz cotton — 180 g/m². Thick enough to hold its shape after the first wash, and to keep the print flat.

• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tubular body, no side seams
• Wash cold, dry low

Classic unisex fit, and it runs boxy.

• Want it closer to the body: size down.
• Want it to sit like a work shirt: stay put.
• Between two sizes: take the larger one.

Measured flat, half chest. Inches first, centimetres after.

Tracked delivery. Exact cost and date shown at checkout — free from three tees.

• 30-day returns. Wrong size, tell us and we send the right one.
• In the EU, fourteen more days to change your mind, no reason needed.
• Unworn and unwashed.