My Body Is a Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Kindness and Love — Tee
Unisex · S to 2XL
My Body Is a Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Kindness and Love — Tee
My body is a machine that turns alcohol into kindness and love
The mechanism is understood, the input is cheap, and the output is adored by everyone at the table until about eleven.
Heavy 5.3 oz cotton — 180 g/m², classic unisex fit, taped neck and shoulders. Runs boxy — between two sizes, take the larger one. S to 2XL, wash cold.
Print placement
- Front CHF 19.00
- Back CHF 19.00
- Front + back CHF 26.00
- Free shippingFrom 3 tees, every market
- 30-day returns+14 days in the EU
- One priceEverywhere, no sales
3 tees, free shipping
One line, big, on the front. Nothing on the back.
- Heavy 5.3 oz cotton — 180 g/m²
- Classic unisex fit, taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular body
- Runs boxy — between two sizes, take the larger one
- S to 2XL, white or black
- One price, everywhere
Heavy 5.3 oz cotton — 180 g/m². Thick enough to hold its shape after the first wash, and to keep the print flat.
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular body, no side seams
- Wash cold, dry low
Classic unisex fit, and it runs boxy.
- Want it closer to the body: size down.
- Want it to sit like a work shirt: stay put.
- Between two sizes: take the larger one.
| Size | Chest, flat | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in / 46 cm | 28 in / 71 cm |
| M | 20 in / 51 cm | 29 in / 74 cm |
| L | 22 in / 56 cm | 30 in / 76 cm |
| XL | 24 in / 61 cm | 31 in / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26 in / 66 cm | 32 in / 81 cm |
Measured flat, half chest. Inches first, centimetres after.
Tracked delivery. Exact cost and date shown at checkout — free from three tees.
- 30-day returns. Wrong size, tell us and we send the right one.
- In the EU, fourteen more days to change your mind, no reason needed.
- Unworn and unwashed.
